Why don't you help me Boh Tong?

Boh Tong why aren't u helping me leh? I apologise and offer to kiss ur feet but u turn me away. I don't mean to insult or mind ur business. I said sorri so many times. I need some doe and in case u don't noe wat I mean by doe,it is money la. I am broke and unemployed and now with the shit rising cost of living,I am starving. The food is damn costly because everything fuckin things have gone up. Even plain rice cost 70 cs a packet from the hawker stalls when it was only 30 to 50 cs last month. *sigh* *sigh* I wanna die Boh.
Yes yes i noe u want me to remove my earlier articles about u being Luke. I will do that if u send $100 to me.